SOME FUN "MOM" QUOTES

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
--Milton Berle

"Having a toddler is like having a bowling alley installed in your head."
--Marin Mull

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at her parents every time around -- and why her parents will always wave back."
--William D. Tammeus

"You can learn many things from having children. How much patience you have, for instance."
--Franlin P. Jones

"A baby makes love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankrolls smaller, homes happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
--Author unknown

"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
--Lin Yutang

Thank you to Janice, who gave me this sweet little quote book about parenthood. I cry almost every time I read through it.